A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him down stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his pen*s in a vise.
She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and screamed, Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to.
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