Taxi driver
submitted by: CrazyGurl13

a taxi driver picks up a nun.
Never Upset A Woman
submitted by: KarenSue

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed...
Dad will never say
submitted by: Chuckie

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say....
Glad to be drunk
submitted by: KarenSue

A completely inebriated man was stumbling......
Irishman & Brother
submitted by: AnnMarie

An Irishman and an American were sitting...
Vampires in a bar..
submitted by: William

It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating...
Gimme A Push
submitted by: fredy

A man is in bed at 3AM when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door...
20 year old headache
submitted by: Chuckie

There was a man who had had a headache for twenty years...
Rubbing Her
submitted by: AnnMarie

A few months after his parents were divorced,....
The Cardiologist
submitted by: therapist

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head...
Jesus and the Old Man
submitted by: linacapuy

Jesus and St. Peter are at the gates of heaven, and it was a slow day;
Slow Golfers Ahead
submitted by: Jamie

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes.....
Octopus
submitted by: RockyB

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm...
Home vs Prison
submitted by: Marcus

In prison, you get three square meals a day...
Peaches for sale!
submitted by: Hannahbanana

A spanish man has too take care of his brothers store,so....
The Three Wishes
submitted by: Munchkin

A man in a bar says "Set up everybody in the place!"...
Frogs
submitted by: KarenSue

Why are frogs...
GM vs Microsoft
submitted by: KarenSue

At a recent computer expo.....
Night Before Easter
submitted by: Jamie

'Twas the night before Easter. ....