Excuses If You Fall Asleep At Work
Submitted by: Fredy
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in thattime management course you sent me to.
I was working smarter - not harder.
Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
I'm in the management training program.
I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out asolution to our biggest problem.
The coffee machine is broken... Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.
The mailman flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.