New Nun 
Submitted by: Marcus
A novice starts her service at a very strict convent where the nuns are only allowed two words every ten years.
At the end of her first ten years, the mother superior comes up and says: "Sister, it has been ten years and you're allowed to speak two words. what would you like to say?"
The novice who is now a nun says, "Bed's hard."
Another ten years passes and the mother superior comes up the the nun and says, "Sister, it has been ten years and you're allowed to speak two words. what would you like to say?"
The nun says, "Food's lousy."
Another ten years passes and the mother superior comes up the the nun and says, "Sister, it has been ten years and you're allowed to speak two words. what would you like to say?"
The nun says, "I quit."
The exasperated mother superior says, "Good. You've done nothing but complain since you got here!"
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