Make em Happy
Submitted by: Suzie
George Bush and his entourage are on Air Force One. George suddenly asks, "Why don't we throw out a one hundred dollar bill to make someone happy?"
Then, Cheney says, "How about two fifty dollar bills and make two people happy?"
Karl Rove decides, "How about one hundred one dollar bills and make one hundred people happy?"
Then, the pilot shouts back,
"Just throw yourselves out will you? And then you can make 250 million people happy!"