Get time off
Submitted by: Jamie
"I'm really exhausted. I think I'll take some time off from work," said the executive.
"And just how do you think you'll do that?"asked his extremely blonde secretary.
You just watch what I do! Then he proceeded to climb up to the rafters of the building and hang upside down.
Just then the boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling and asked him what on earth he was doing.
"I'm a light bulb, I'm a light bulb" answered the working stiff.
"I think you need some time off," said the boss.
So the man jumped down and walked out of the building.
With that the blonde began walking out too.
"Wait a minute," asked the boss, "Just where do you think you're going?"
"Home," The blonde answered" There's no way I can work in the dark!!"